Illya, are you sure you've had enough to eat? The chateaubriand and pommes de terre frites seemed skimpy to me."

"I will not be a RENTBOY." Those words and the scene which followied preyed on the mind of Napoleon Solo, and even though he sat in his warm and comfortable penthouse, he felt chilled to his very core.

A small sound filtered through to the aching head of Illya Kuryakin. Although he kept his eyes closed, he could immediately tell he must be in some kind of medical facility since the medicinal smells were a dead give-away."

The two men from U.N.C.L.E. walked into their Athens hotel room totally exhausted.

From: CEA, Napoleon Solo, Number One, Section Two

FROM: Number 2, Section 2, UNCLE

FROM: THE CEA and altogether handsome fellow