Chapter Three
A Man from U.N.C.L.E. story
by Darklady
Disclaimer: Disclaimer: I don't own anything but my story. And I'm
only writing it because people *insisted*. People like Illya
and Napoleon, for instance.
Slash: Napoleon Solo /Illya Kuryakin ( Modern time, non-Yesterday continuity. Possible continuity for Old Man Vanya.)
Rated: NC-17 ( but mild)
Archive: Same as Chapter One (If they want.)
Desire won. With a quiet gasp Illya Kuryakin flung himself into his partners arms.
Napoleon Solo caught him, and for the next several minutes there
was no sound but the whisper of uniform twill rubbing
against parka nylon, and the occasional soft gasp as one man
or the other had to surface for air.
"You have time?" Illya murmured between kisses.
"Enough." Napoleon answered, his words muffled by silver-blond
hair as his lips burrowed deeper into the space
behind Illya's ear.
"Good." Illya pulled his partner towards the tent's sole bed, and iron-framed military cot half- buried under extra blankets. Hardly what they were used to, he acknowledged, smiling slightly at the happier memories. But no matter. They had also shared worse. And if it was narrow? They way they fit, two bodies would take up little more space then one.
Napoleon ripped of down the zipper on his parka and tossed the heavy garment over the nearby chair. It was cold, he conceded, even with the propane heater hissing almost imperceptibly in the corner. No matter. Two bodies were always warmer then one. And for the special warmth he sought? Any clothing at all would make life very cold indeed.
There were more kisses as they sat on the bed, saving comfort
for the break that must come when Napoleon would have to
move away slightly to unlace his boots. A harsh deprivation,
Illya decided, but one that could be endured, Especially when it
was so brief, and the reward of having those warm toes again
brush against his so great. He used the empty moment to shed his
own layers and burrow into the waiting blankets.
Napoleon followed quickly, shivering a bit as he slid under the
sheet Illya held so invitingly open. The mountains of Nizhniy
Pyandzh were cold in October. Cold and gray. Not a problem. Just
Illya's blue eyes could make the Arctic tundra seem like
spring. Illya warm and naked against him? Illya rolling above
him? Illya snuggling into him like the dream of every teddy bear
every child ever imagined? That made it not merely spring, but
paradise.
Illya ran his hands greedily over the wide chest below him. Steel under silk. And lower? Steen under velvet. Years at a desk hadn't softened Napoleon Solo - in any sense.
He scooted up the chest, one hand fumbling for the shaving kit at the night stand. He had not packed for this , but surely...
Napoleon stopped the movement with a firm hug around Illya's waist.
"I've got it", he murmured, reaching over and picking a familiar tube from the pocket of his discarded shirt.
Oh. Of course, Illya thought. Napoleon would have known he was coming here - even if he *did* chose to keep that knowledge from his far-to -trusting partner. The partner Napoleon should have *believed* when told said partner was in Moscow. They would have to have to discuss that matter of trust later. Illya moaned a bit as knowing fingers traced their way down his spine. Make that much later.
Another wide-fingered hand reached for his cock. Circled it. Stroked it. Illya shuddered.
Napoleon pulled his partner down, claiming those surprisingly
soft lips, swallowing his pants of pleasure inside the warm
cavern of that sweet mouth. Their tongues dueled, taunting in
imitation of the true bliss still to be enacted.
Illya spread his legs, pulling his knees up to grip the wide sides
of his lovers chest. Strong fingers entered him, opened him,
There was a brief sting as the muscle resisted, the yielded under
Illya's determined command. He was tight, he knew. Too long away
from familiar pleasures. In other times they might take hours to
came back to his point. To play. To tease. To entice every
nerve until only pleasure remained. Other times, Illya decided, pressing
himself firmly against the stiffened flesh so temptingly raised below
him. Other times they could play. He was hungry *now*.
Gathering the blankets tighter around them, Illya sat up and reached
back to claim his partners cock. Hot and slippery
already, its own fluid already weeping in anticipation. Illya added
more from the little tube, smiling as every stoke drew a wave of
pleasure from the heated body below him. A pleasure which in turn
transferred back to it's giver as Napoleon's fingers tightened responsively
around Illya's shaft. Later, Illya decided, he would reacquaint himself
with those responses in detail. For now? Illya positioned himself
and eased down.
There was a flare of fire as the wide head of Napoleon's cock was pressed past the protective ring. More shock then true pain. Shock forgotten quickly in the warm rush of filling flesh entering his tight passage and the thrilling knowledge that Napoleon's sudden gasp was caused by that mutual heat.
Napoleon thrust up, lost in bliss. This was what he needed, what
had driven him across half a planet to reclaim. This pleasure of
flesh that went beyond the flesh. This union of more-then-bodies.
He rolled his hands around his partners
cock, savoring the little quivers he could feel in unison with his
own joys, both brought by the heated encirclement of his own
cock by the tight ass that had so confidently claimed it.
Illya set a quick, confident rhythm that - combined with the frustrations
of a months unfamiliar celibacy - brought them both
to a quick, hard climax. He felt his partner splash within him even
as his own seed gushed over the clever fingers that milked him. Stunned
by the twin pleasures he collapsed forward into the warmth
of strong arms.
*brrrrring*
Illya looked automatically towards the desk.
"Mine," Napoleon sighed, holding Illya in place with one hand as he reached down and unfolded his cell phone with the other.
"Solo." he snapped. "Yes..... Understood" he pulled Illya tighter
over him, and the blankets tighter over Illya. "Who holds the
road?.....How far?...... If that's the best you can do, but I was
promised air." Napoleon eased his other hand out from the bedding and checked
his watch. "I'll be on site by dawn..... No, tell him to wait. We
don't move without that report..... Later."
Giving a last glare at the speaker, the American flipped the
phone shut.
"Do not tell me," Illya growled, elbows braced on either side of his lover's chest, "that you are going inland with the operations."
Napoleon gave Illya his most innocent look. "Is that don't *tell* you, or don't..."
"Napoleon Anthony Solo!" the growl grew deeper.
"Pax!" The American agent held up his hands in mock surrender.
"Homeland Security. They seconded me to Kazakhstan,
overseeing the relief operations. Napoleon rolled onto his side
and eased back, making a space for Illya to rest beside him. I am
going to be safe and snug in Almaty. Which, while it is not as palatial
as your very impressive office in Moscow, Mr.
Just-An-Advisor...."
Illya cut him off. "You were at my office?"
The innocent look morphed into something more like a smirk. "How
do you think I discovered that you *weren't*, oh
Fashion-Designer-to-the-Stars?"
"Ivan confessed?"
"Not even under torture. Which I *did* consider." Napoleon pulled the blond Russian closer and kissed his forehead. "He didn't tell me directly. So you don't have to drum him out of the Old Spies Network. But when I walked into your office, and there was Illya's secretary and Illya's briefcase and Illya's coat - but no Illya?" He chuckled slightly - more felt then heard. "Well, I've know you a very long time, my my dear Completely-Retired-Admiral."
Illya briefly considered pointing out that - as an Admiral - he *was* completely retired. And that it was not *his* fault if so many of their mutual acquaintances failed to ask about any *other* careers he might have had. And that in any case Mr. Software- Venture -Capitalist Solo was in no position to point out the little white lies of others. Or the red ones. Whatever. He considered it, but decided that in this case it would only allow his far-to-clever-spoken partner to wiggle out of the more important discussion.
"If you know me, "Illya said, "Then you know I would not be here if it were not necessary." He allowed himself to rest a bit closer, drawing strength from his lovers warmth. "Between tribal stupidity and cupidity and just plain ignorance, the intel I was receiving was more of a fairy tale then" - Illya searched for an apt analogy - "your expense accounts."
"I know the problem." Napoleon pulled Illya closer. "That was my own ignorant idiot on the phone. But that doesn't mean I'm not upset at finding you this far forward."
"I am CCDI," Illya answered. "I have a need to be here. But you, Mr. Care-America - Relief -Worker, you have not explained what *you* are here for."
"Maybe some relief?" Napoleon tried again for innocent, but slipped
into snickers under Illya's blatantly unconvinced gaze.
"Christ, Illya." He hugged his partner tighter. "I am getting to
damn old to go without you."
"So you volunteered to go into a war zone?"
"Not just for you," Napoleon leaned back, uncertain. "Although you *would* be worth it. But I look at the camps and the refugee towns, and...Christ., Illya. I just don't *understand*! Those are their *own* people. Children. How the *hell* can those bastards...." He shuddered a bit. "And all we can to is *drop* crap, like damn pellets in a fish tank."
"Hush." Illya reached up to stroke the few lines of silver in the
still-dark hair." You are shocked because you have never lived
with war."
"I was.." Napoleon began.
"In Korea," Illya finished. "I know that. But that was a strange
place. Not your home. Not often any ones home, that deep
infield. And you were a soldier."
"That makes it better?
"That makes it easier. A soldier can *win*, Napasha. All a civilian can do is pray to survive." Illya pulled his over closer. "Do what you must do. Without guilt, Napasha. Because there is a difference." Illya took his beloved's face in both hands. " Trust me on this. When I was a child? The German's dropped many things on our village, Napoleon, but... none of them were food."
*buuuuzzzz*
A shrill noise cut through the moment.
"That would be mine, Napasha." Illya held out his hand and Napoleon passed him the gray military radio.
"Yes?" Illya cupped his palm over the speaker, muffling the words
"I'll ask...Honored, of course... Twenty minutes....Thank
you."
"That was General Palikian, the area commander." Illya explained,
handing the radio back to Napoleon, who in turn
placed it back on the side table. " We are invited to dinner as
soon as I am finished with your briefing. I told him you were..."
"Honored, of course. That much I got." Napoleon raised his head for one last kiss before allowing the blond man to slide from the bed. "But only twenty minutes?" Napoleon tossed Illya a blanket to dress under, the wrapped another around his own shoulders. "I had hoped you would spend more time in my briefs then *that*."
Illya shrugged into his gray thermal undershirt. "You will need him if you want a decent supply line into Kandoz and Feyzabad."
"Any chance of a decent supper?" Napoleon snagged his own long
underwear, and - with a few extra bumps - wiggled into
them under the covers.
"Of course not." Illya handed Napoleon his thermal top. "This is
the Russian Army. Vodka and potatoes, is that not what you
always said? "He pulled on his long johns, then heavy field pants.
"Although for an important visitor we might managed a
few stale cabbages."
"Very funny."Napoleon slipped into his trousers, then bent down to lace up his hunters boots. Which regretfully did take his eyes away from Illya - at least for a moment - but the room was cold. He cane back up to see Illya pulling on his own boots. "I have to be in Termiz by dawn, but I'll try to make it back as...
"Don't."
The word hung in the air.
"Illya?"
Illya hurried over and kissed his suddenly- uncertain lover. "It is not that I do not long for you." he explained quickly, reinforcing his opinion with additional kisses. "The roads are to dangerous, and" Illya let his hands roam again over that broad back he had so missed. "Relief workers do not have the same guards as spy masters." With a last hard kiss he stepped back. "I go down to Dushanbe at least once a week for the better satellite data. I can shift that to Almaty. Or we could meet in Tashkent." Illya pulled on his military jacket, buttoning it to the collar. "Now ."He handed over Napoleon's shirt and heavy sweater. "Dress. This is a very conservative Islamic country, and beautiful bodies are not supposed to be on display."
"I think that's only women." Napoleon quipped, obeying."And maybe sometimes little boys."
"I was not raised a sexist." Illya finished dressing, and went back for one more last kiss. "And you get more handsome with every year."
*brrrrring*
"Yours."
"Mine."
The words covered each other as Illya handed Napoleon back his cell phone.
"Yes?... Navy has a intel source in Nizhniy Pyandzh?...From the
Russians?....Kuryakin?" Illya covered a chuckle as Napoleon
pronounced the name back with meticulous care. "
Yes, I'll remember the name." Napoleon swallowed hard, clearly covering a laugh, but his voice was steady.
"Goes inland regularly, does he?... Really? Three rebel commanders?....
Very interesting." The faint chuckle vanished,
and Napoleon very carefully did *not* look at the man standing
beside him. "I will be *certain* to have a word with him. Tell Mike
thanks, and that dinner is on me... and tell Ivan that I will *absolutely*
look him up next time I'm in Moscow."
Napoleon looked over at Illya, who was working hard at keeping his expression totally blank.
"Well?" Napoleon slipped the phone back in his pocket. "Since
all we're going to do here is answer calls?" He held open the
tent flap as Illya stepped through. "Lets go eat."
The End.