Round Robin: Hobson's Choice Affair
Author: Loke
Part Two



Napoleon knelt down by the bruised and bloodied figure, one hand reaching toward his neck to check for a pulse.

"Don't move," a voice came from behind him, "or I'll shoot."

"Isn't that a bit cliché`?"

The voice's owner came around to where the two men could see each other, with the man on the ground between them. "How do I know you didn't help do that?"

"If I'd hurt your friend -- if he *is* your friend, and you've shown me no proof of that -- would I still be here, waiting to be discovered?"

"How do I know you didn't stay behind to finish him off?"

"How do *I* know you weren't here earlier, and returned to do the same?"

The armed man sighed gustily. "All right -- my name is Grosvenor, and his is Kuryakin. We work for an organization called the U.N.C.L.E. It stands for United Network Command for Law and Enforcement. You are?"

"Napoleon Solo, playboy and bon vivant. I was on my balcony up there," he paused to turn and point, "when I saw your friend here fighting off five opponents, so I threw down a flowerpot," he indicated the remains, "to distract them, and rushed down here as quickly as I could. Speaking of Mr. Kuryakin, shouldn't we be getting him an ambulance? He seems rather badly hurt."

"I can't take the chance. Someone's taking out our people, and I suspect they have help inside UNCLE. It's why I called Kuryakin out here tonight instead of telling him at HQ. I wanted to tell him I suspect --"

He never finished the sentence. A bullet fired from a high-powered rifle slammed into his head, sending fragments of lead and bone slicing through his brain, killing him instantly.

Solo threw himself across the man on the ground, wondering why this was his night for cliché's. He waited for another shot to end his life, but apparently the shooter was satisfied with a single victim -- this time.

A moan beneath him had him scrambling up, recalling the man he lay across was injured.

"It's almost certain you'd be tracked down if I took you to an emergency room," he told the semi-conscious man. "Luckily for you, I know a doctor on Park Avenue." He hoisted the man into a fireman's carry and took him to the parking garage of the high-rise, where his car waited. It was a bit too far to carry a man to Helen's, even if it was only a few blocks to walk.

He loaded his burden into his car and drove to the building where Dr. Helen Harrison lived. He parked near the elevator, wrestled the still-incoherent man from his car into the elevator, rode up to the 17th floor, and hauled him down the hallway to the doctor's apartment, propping him against the wall while he rang her bell.

She answered a few moments later. "Lee! I thought you were --" She stopped as he carried the other man into her apartment.

"Sorry for the reverse house call," he apologized, "but if what I heard earlier this evening is true, this man may be in very serious trouble." He laid the man on Helen's couch.

She wasted no time in talking, but pulled her bag from the front closet and set to work, checking for pulse, breathing and airway before beginning to assess his injuries and starting to undress him.

Solo helped with the latter, which was a good thing, since Kuryakin started to return to full awareness and began fighting with his rescuers.

"Take it easy -- oof -- you're safe here, and we're trying to help you," the playboy said as he held down the struggling stranger.

"Release me," Kuryakin hissed. "I have an appointment elsewhere."

"With Grosvenor?" Solo asked.

The other man stilled. "Where did you hear that name?"

"He arrived just after I reached you in the park. He said the two of you work for something called the U.N.C.L.E., someone was killing your co-workers, he was coming to meet you in the park because he thought the someone had help from someone in your organization, and was just about to tell me more -- possibly who -- when someone using a rifle blew his brains out."


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