Round Robin: Hobson's Choice Affair
Author: Jatona
Part Three



Kuryakin's body began to tremble and the telltale dizziness of shock overwhelmed him. "Jessie", he murmured as the blackness took him.

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Napoleon Solo caught the battered body as it fell and lifted it with adrenalin fueled strength.

"Take him to The Room, Lee", Helen ordered.

Napoleon obeyed, maneuvring down a narrow corridor toward the rear of the apartment, making a sharp left, to end up at what seemed like a regular bedroom door. Balancing his burden with care, he punched in a code known only to very few. The door slid open and Solo entered the fully equipped hospital room.

Napoleon chuckled as he laid the blond on the bed. He knew this room intimately having, more often than not, slept off the consequences of 'too much partying'.

The door slid open interrupting his musings. "Okay, Lee, out and get some rest. I'll take over from here", Helen ordered. taking in his haggard appearance.

Napoleon stood his ground. "I'd like to stay. I am, after all, a witness", he replied, in a tone that brooked no argument.

Helen nodded She had known Napoleon since childhood, knew that stubborn streak. "Fine. Go sit down somewhere before I have two patients", she retorting. She could give as good as she got.

Napoleon gave her a withering look, moved to the opposite side of the bed and sat.

"Lee!", she hissed in mock exasperation.

"Well, you didn't say WHERE", he murmured.

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Kuryakin slowly climbed the stairs from darkness to consciousness. After what seemed an eternity, he reached the summit and tried to move. Immediately regretted the idea as white-hot pain lanced through his bandaged ribs. Despite his best efforts, a moan escaped his lips.

"Easy", ordered a gentle voice.

Kuryakin forced his eyes open and met the concerned stare of warm brown ones.

"Are you in pain? Do you want me to get Dr. Harrison?", the man asked.

Taking a deep breathe Kuryakin once again tried to sit up. The man noticed his struggling and, with strong, capable hands assisted him until he was settled, comfortably, against the pillows. What he beheld made all the pain he'd ever suffered deem worthy.

It wasn't the dark Italian beauty of the man, nor the thick waves of brown hair, not even the sexy cleft in the strong chin. No. It was the eyes - dark, chocolate depths that seemed to pierce his very soul. Instantly, Kuryakin slammed his emotional barriers into place; UNCLE training took over. "Who are you?", he demanded.

The handsome man smiled. "Napoleon Solo", he replied, giving a slight nod of his head in greeting. "I'm one of the good guys", he added as an afterthought.

Kuryakin regarded him with deepening suspicious - not so much out of habit but as a result of that smile. **Should be registered as a lethal weapon!** "Indeed?", he challenged.

"Yup. I'm the one who brought you here."

"I see. Might I ask where I am?"

"You're in the private hospital room in the apartment of Dr. Helen Harrison. She is a friend of mine."

For the first time Kuryakin took in the man's dress: the dangling bow tie, the wrinkled ruffled dress shirt and pants, a tuxedo jacket hung on the nearby chair. All spoke of wealth and power. Capitalism. **If she is pretty, I'm certain she is!** Suddenly a door opened in his memory. "You are the one who knew about Grosvenor."

Solo nodded. "Yes. I know other things, as well."

**Ah! Now I have you...!** "Indeed. Am I to understand you wish to blackmail me?"

Solo chuckled, a deep, rich sound. "You understand wrong, my friend. Grosvenor mentioned it before he died. Not much time for great detail..."

An insistent bleeping prevented Kuryakin from answering. He recognized it as the signal from his communicator but said nothing. Instead he watched, with growing amusement, as Solo grabbed his jacket and produced the device.

"What the hell is this thing?", he demanded. "Are you some kind of spy?"

Kuryakin allowed himself a tiny smile. A rarity for him. The question was common enough among civilians. "To answer your first question, that is a communications device and, to answer you second, Something like that. By the way, how long have I been here?"

Napoleon Solo grinned. He recognized a 'Mind you own business' question when he heard it. "Twelve hours."

"Damn!!", Kuryakin swore. "Waverly will have my head!"

Solo looked at his companion, puzzled. "Waverly?"

"My boss."

"Ah. Would you like to use the phone to contact him?"

Kuryakin sighed. "Too much of a risk. I need that device and privacy."

Solo shook his head. "No can do. Helen threatened to kill me if I didn't take care of you."

"Oh? Are you her assistant, then?"

"No." Simple and to the point.

"Mr. Solo....", Kuryakin began.

Solo held up his hand to interrupt. "Please, drop the 'Mr. Solo'. You make me feel like my grandfather. My friends call me Napoleon."

"I stand corrected but I am curious. Do you often consider people you've just met 'friends'?"

Once again Solo smiled. "No. I am, however, very selective."

Kuryakin shook himself to escape the effect that smile, and those eyes, were beginning to have on him. **Careful, Illya Nickovetch...** he chided himself. "As I was about to say, Mis... Napoleon, what you came upon has put your life, and that of Dr. Harrison, in grave danger."

Solo's smile widened. "I've taken care of myself for most of my life. Make your call."

The arrogance of the man angered Kuryakin but he fought to control his temper, reminding himself this man possibly helped save his life.. "I am certain you have, Mister Solo, but this is not a game; not a, how do you American's say....."

"Lark", Solo supplied.

"Da."

"If your boss is anything like my father, I'd stop worrying about me and make that call", Napoleon suggested, the stubbornness in his voice evident.

Illya sighed. He despised arrogance, especially in this man. He's hoped, for some strange reason, that Napoleon Solo would be different. He should have known better. "Very well", he replied and activated a tiny switch on the device. "Open Channel D", he ordered.

The response was immediate. "Waverly here. It is good to hear your voice, Mr. Kuryakin. Report."

"I was attacked, sir. Grosvenor is dead."

There was a momentary silence; then. "Your status?"

"I am safe, sir; thanks to the courage of a pair of good Samaritans."

"Excellent. Injuries?"

Once again Illya was prevented from answering as the door imploded with a deafening roar.


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