Four Weeks and Thou
By Jatona


Pairing: The prepared Russian/the 'in for one unforgettable, not to mention inexpensive, month' American Rating: slash, PG Status: Complete
Disclaimer: There is no truth to the rumor that I am holding these two men prisoner in a secret storage locker; no infringement intended.

Note: This was found, one month later, in the glove compartment of the CEA's car


TO: MY (emphasis on the word MY) CEA
FROM: Your partner and the body that has always been yours

RE: Vacation Plans

I ask your forgiveness for taking so long to reply but do read on.

I commend Section 5 for not only their thoroughness but their concern for our welfare.

Considering we have one month, 'Polya, I have been making arrangements. I have access to a twenty room mansion - I will answer any question concerning that later. Each of its sixteen bedrooms have been altered, and lettered, per my research of each of your sixteen scenarios - not the cities, the ones in parentheses.. The kitchen is well stocked.

The other four rooms - library, ballroom, study and foyer are nonessentials for what we have planned.

Do let me know if this meets with your approval.

Ah, four weeks and thou, moi’ dushka. There is a God!

Illya Nickovetch Kuryakin (whose trousers are in the same state as yours)