//Mm, kiss me first and we'll do the talking Later Kiss me now, then I'll take your coat and hat You know, you have, kept me Waiting so long And baby, I've had enough of that//

Illya... I'm kissing Illya. Not only that, I have him in my apartment, and there is a definite plan for the evening. A plan that involves sex, and Illya, and me, and I don't know just how I got here, but I'm glad I did. I was in love with him from the start.

//Mm, kiss me first and then we can get to -gether Hold me now, and we'll skip the long debate Well, you better hurry, mm There's a long way to go So kiss me first and then we can say hello//

He makes these wonderful little noises when he's being kissed, at least when he's being kissed well, and I don't mind saying it, I am kissing him well. I had no idea he'd be this responsive, though, or so passionate. I guess he hides his true nature well, but I've found it.

//You're a pretty little thing And my heart begins to sing When I see you walking by All I do is heave a sigh Don't fight me Ignite me You can make me happy now I'll be glad to teach you how//

Sort of 'mm'ing sounds, but also this groan, in his throat, that's almost a purr, and when I stop kissing him, he whimpers a little. It's terribly endearing. Of course, I find a lot of things about him endearing that other people might not, but this is really cute.

//Just kiss me first and then we can get to -gether Just hold me now and we'll skip the long debate Well, you better hurry, 'Cause there's a long way to go So pucker up My little buttercup And kiss me first and then we can say hello//

The hollow at the base of his throat is warm, and tastes salty, not the same as his mouth, and I wonder how other parts of him taste, and how soon will I be able to find out? Tonight, but when tonight, and how many times? And if I forget in the night, can I re-learn in the morning?

//Hello, Baby//

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