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'Waverly's Coming To Suburbia'
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'Waverly's Coming To Suburbia'
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This page is an unofficial site that exists only for the fun
of it. All characters and situations from the television show "The Man from
U.N.C.L.E." are property of Norman Felton and Warner Bros. Nothing ill is
intended by this use of any television characters in these amateur efforts.
Any fiction linked to these pages is the intellectual property of the amateur
author who created it and is not presented here for profit.
Oh, this is slash
Not really a part of anything.
I wouldn't let any kids read it, either. (don't
worry, I did *not* slash Waverly *shudder*) Also, it's humour, and it
acknowledges itself and its badness. Parody of 'Mom's Coming to My House' by Canadian comedy troupe
'Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie'. V funny song, and it helps if you've
heard it. 'Suburbia' related, as title indicates.
Not AU, not AU at all.
IK/NS, trying desperately to 'pass'.
'Waverly's Coming To Suburbia'(Additional note: I don't like mpreg stories, but it was all that fit.)*ahem* This is a song for Mr. Waverly, who's our boss, and sometimes he drops in on our missions, and this is kind of about that.
He sends us on our missions And though he rarely ever shows We try to do whatever he says Because he'd know. And even though we don't live at work, We're never quite alone So when we suspect he's on the way, We clean up our 'home'.
Waverly's coming to Suburbia, Better clean the living room. Waverly's coming to Suburbia, Better go buy a broom. Wash the floor, fix the door Clean up the milk, then clean some more. Waverly's coming to Suburbia ... better hide the pornography.
Waverly's coming to Suburbia, We gotta clean up this mess Waverly's coming to Suburbia, We'd better go get dressed. Before he arrives, better clean up this sty Put away the lube once you've buttoned your fly --He won't know what the lube's for, but ssomeone might tell him from work.
Put away that severed head, Waverly's on the way Get Napoleon a seperate bed Or he'll find out we are gay Before he gets in, better hide the gin And don't let on we've been living in sin. Waverly's coming to Suburbia, Don't hold him at gunpoint... *sigh*
In the medecine chest, there's an mpreg test, Throw it away or he won't be impressed. Don't flirt and tease Forget about the sleaze And get out some bomb-making recipes. Eliminate the person who wrote this filk And find me something that'll clean up this milk Start tinkering with 'bugs' And hide the butt plugs Cover that dead body up with a rug Waverly's coming to Suburbia He'll be here for about... three minutes.
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