The Lovecraft Affair, Chapter 3
by Loke



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In lieu of a chapel, the house's front parlor was decorated with pink and white bunting and ribbons, a few rows of chairs making an aisle for the bride to walk down. The afternoon sunlight streaming through the floor-to-ceiling windows along one outside wall didn't quite dispel the pervading sense of gloom, nor did the occasional music being played by a portly middle-aged woman at the baby grand which had been moved to a corner of the room.

This was the scene which greeted the two men as they entered the room, a smiling Napoleon in the lead followed by a less sanguine Illya. They went down the aisle, noting the faces of the guests as they pased and nodding to Waverly at his place on the front row of the groom's side. The pair took their appointed places and waited for the ceremony to begin.

A few minutes later, a tall and cadaverously thin gentleman entered and took his place at the front of the room. This was the person who would be conducting the ceremony. Though he had been previously introduced to the UNCLE agents, his exact qualifications to preside at a wedding had never been explained -- he had simply been introduced as "Mr. Perkins" with no other title. He spoke briefly to the two men, attempting to reassure the groom, who was looking more ready to bolt every minute.

About ten minutes after Perkins had entered, the mother of the bride came in, signaling to the pianist on her way to her seat. A moment of silence, then came the familiar strains of "Here Comes the Bride," followed by the bridal party.

First down the aisle were the bride's youngest sister and brother, in their roles of flower girl and ringbearer -- a solemn and well-behaved pair. Next came the maid of honor, followed by the bride herself.

She was a delicate, almost elfin creature, wearing a starkly plain ankle-length sleeveless satin sheath dress, a pale ivory in color, her long dark hair piled in a mass of curls on her head and covered with an ivory mantilla which just brushed her shoulders. Her gray eyes were wide, though with excitement or fright Illya couldn't tell.

Though his experience with Western wedding ceremonies was extremely limited, some portions of what followed struck him as odd. Even Napoleon frowned when small cuts were made in the left ring fingers of both bride and groom, the wounds subsequently being pressed together to mingle the blood while Perkins chanted something in a language which, for all his expertise, Illya couldn't identify. The chant ended with the English words, "You are now one blood, a single entity, sharing a single fate."

After that, the ceremony took on a more familiar pattern, with the standard vows, and shortly Perkins was pronouncing them husband and wife and telling him he could kiss the bride. Illya did so, lightly and perfunctorily, ending the ceremony with a minimum of effort.

The reception was a strangely subdued affair, and even Napoleon's toast couldn't lighten the mood.

Just after sunset, they gathered for the seance.


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