The Lovecraft Affair, chapter 9
by Ravenschild



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Napoleon swore under his breath as the pain lanced his leg and pulled the pen communicator out of his pocket. He didn't expect it to work and when it finally crackled into life he smiled and looked heavenwards in thanks.

"Channel D priority relay to Professor Jonas McKeigh, Myskatonic University, Boston."

There was a short pause before the communicator came back to life.

"It's four in the morning, this had better be good." The voice on the other end of the communicator sounded rough with sleep and on the testy side of humour.

"Professor McKeigh, my name is Napoleon Solo of the U.N.C.L.E. I need to talk to you."

"Am I supposed to know you?"

"No sir, your name was given as a possible reference in the matter of a case we are working on."

"So explain again why I should talk to you."

"Cthulu." Napoleon said quietly as if to speak would invoke the demons and he shuddered.

"Where are you?"

"About five miles from the old Lovecraft estate."

"I'll have a car pick you up in a few minutes. How will my driver know you?"

"I'll be the man in a suit shivering on the side of the road talking to a pen." There was a chuckle down the communicator.

"Ah well that is not as strange as it may sound."

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Professor McKeigh was a middle aged librarian, his face kindly if not care worn as he ushered Napoleon into a battered arm chair and handed him a hot cup of tea.

"I suggest you tell me what's going on."

"My partner was married to the granddaughter of Lovecraft, since then strange things have happened."

The Professor shook his head. "Amateur bloody fools, you have no idea what you're dealing with here do you?"

"I must profess none."

"As if that wasn't evident. Alright you need to know some of the history of Cthulu and the cult. Lovecraft died at an early age and until recently historians had thought his wife Sonia had died barren. However, she conceived a daughter who died in childbirth at the age of fourteen. The matter was kept quiet, Sonia was a well-respected businesswoman of Russian Jewish ancestry and left a reasonable estate. Which is the house you just came from, Arkham Manor."

"Yes."

"Did you see a book?"

"A large black book covered in thick leather." Napoleon nodded and remembered it on the altar behind the celebrant at the service.

"That book Mr. Solo is the Necrinonimcon. It is bound in human skin and is one of three that we know to exist. The mad Arab, El Hazrid, who went insane during the course of its construction, wrote it. It details the history of mankind."

"Indeed. So this hocus pocus is real?" Napoleon frowned.

"You may indeed make light of this Mr. Solo, but unless you believe that you are fighting an enemy here your friend and perhaps all of our lives will be forfeit. I have no urge or desire to live under the rule of their gods."

"I apologise, this is not easy for me to believe."

"And yet your partner does?"

"He is Russian, and is more open to suggestion of a demonic nature than I am, he is a scientist and therefore not a true skeptic."

"Well I would have assumed he was given his background. Nevertheless, there are two ranks of Gods, the Old Ones want to terminate mankind in order to rule this sphere, the Elder Gods fought them and kept mankind in safe hands and closed the portal."

"So we can call on the Elder Gods to help?"

"I doubt it, where the old ones want to destroy the elder gods would like to farm mankind for their own uses. Both Cthulu and Yog Sathoth are the many tentacled Gods, there is Hastur who is the keeper of the gates, the soul and messenger is the crawling chaos Nyarlathotep." He opened an old book similar to the one in the house and read aloud. "I found myself faced by names and terms that I had heard elsewhere in the most hideous of connexions - Yuggoth, Great Cthulhu, Tsathoggua, Yog-Sothoth, R'lyeh, Nyarlathotep, Azathoth, Hastur, Yian, Leng, the Lake of Hali, Bethmoora, the Yellow Sign, L'mur-Kathulos, Bran, and the Magnum Innominandum - and was drawn back through nameless aeons and inconceivable dimensions to worlds of elder, outer entity at which the crazed author of the Necronomicon had only guessed in the vaguest way.... There is a whole secret cult of evil men (a man of your mystical erudition will understand me when I link them with Hastur and the Yellow Sign) devoted to the purpose of tracking them down and injuring them on behalf of the monstrous powers from other dimensions."

"Illya spoke those names."

"When he spoke was it his own voice?"

"No, it was another and there was a strange man dressed in white who appeared to warn me that Illya will soon die."

"He was old or you assumed him to be old?"

"Actually he appeared to be no more than forty but with a distinct Victorian air."

"That Mr. Solo would be the bound spirit of Howard Phillips Lovecraft."

"Oh great, we've got Gods, Demons AND Ghosts???" Napoleon groaned.

"Have faith Mr. Solo you will need it, I suggest you return to your partner and hold him close, love has many curative functions and no doubt it is love which has so far kept him bound to you. A lesser man would have already succumbed."

Solo sighed. "How much time do we have?"

"Until the astronomical conjunction is aligned for the ritual we have another six days. In that time Mr. Solo you must make sure that Illya sees the sun, walks in days and keep his mind with you and you alone. You must bond with him to save him. Do you understand?"

"No but I'm beginning to." Napoleon sighed again as he stood up...



A/N:http://www.hplovecraft.com/creation/bestiary.htm A bestiary of all the creatures Lovecraft created with excerpts pasted direct into the text.


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