By special guest author Kei
Napoleon Solo stared through his office window as the evening sky darkened, the canopy streaked by the oranges and blood-reds of the sinking sun as it disappeared below the horizon, followed by rich purples, then deep blue, and finally the blackness of night. He glanced at his watch: 7:30 P.M.: thirteen hours since the discovery of his partner’s mutilated corpse and then, that of his lover -a vampire. Solo sighed -as C.E.A. of UNCLE, he was supposed to know his people, but he hadn’t known Kowalski at all, it seemed. The pugnacious junior agent had played the part of a vampire-phobe very well; he had fooled everyone...he had fooled *him*.
It didn’t break the rules for a member of the knighthood to consort with a member of the nether race they were charged with monitoring...but neither was such a relationship entirely accepted. It *was* the purpose of the Covenant, after all, to keep the two species -human and vampire- apart.
“You are in mourning.”
Solo suppressed a gasp of surprise
as his present “partner” made his presence known -he would never
get used to the cat-like way with which Kuryakin moved and wondered
if every vampire was born with that same silent grace. Finally, Napoleon
answered: “I suppose that I am. My partner -Kowalski- was obnoxious
and he grated on my nerves...but to die that way...”
He shuddered. “No-one deserves that.”
“No. They do not.” The ice-blue eyes locked on Solo’s. “Did you love him?”
Napoleon blinked, taken aback by the blunt nature of the question. “What do you mean? I just *told* you--”
“There is no shame in it,” the vampire said softly, ignoring or not noticing the human’s discomfiture. “My people are like that also -we love whom we love, sometimes at first sight...but, unlike humans, we rarely allow ourselves to commit. For us, death, should it come, leaves the survivor too long to mourn.” Illya stood beside his human partner. “Too many of my people died under similar, brutal circumstances as your partner before the Covenant -it didn’t matter if they had harmed no--one...like my own mate. I mourned him a long time.”
“Your ma--” Solo struggled with the math and how it conflicted with the image before him. He would have estimated the vampiric investigator to be no more than twenty-four years old, but-- “That would make you at least--”
“--432 of your human years.” Kuryakin’s pale lips twitched with a small, rueful smile. “Barely a babe amongst my own.” He studied the human, amused by the man’s open amazement, but then frowned, eyes momentarily flashing blood-red as they fastened onto Napoleon’s chest. The UNCLE agent’s heart raced as the small blond creature hooked a finger under a gold chain half-hidden by Solo’s tie, revealing a tiny shimmering crucifix. Kuryakin arched an eyebrow quizzically. “Protection?” he asked pointedly.
“Catholic,” Napoleon replied, tucking the crucifix back beneath folded silk. “I *know* crosses don’t really affect your kind -that’s only superstition.”
“Of course, but not all humans would think so.” Illya began to pace and then paused. “I have been pondering a theory about our killer.”
“Killers.”
“Yes...’killers’.” Illya shot Napoleon a pained look. “I think that, like most humans, our murderers believe in the old, erroneous traditions.”
“I don’t understand.”
“Have you ever read ‘Dracula’?”
“Well...yes...”
“How does the book tell you to kill one of us?”
Napoleon nodded slowly, a metaphorical
light going on in his head, as he began to see where the small vampire
was leading. “Crosses, staking and removing the heart, decapitation,
garlic stuffed in the mouth and neck, burning the body...” Napoleon’s
eyes narrowed with gradual comprehension. “The killers used four
-maybe up to six- of the traditional metthods, when
decapitation is the only method
that will actually do it -are you saying that these serial killers
are being guided by a *book*!?”
“Or they wish us to *believe* they are. There is something else though.”
“Illya, get to the point--” Without
warning, Kuryakin reached out, grasping Solo’s wrist in one small
hand. “You are...maybe thirty pounds heavier and five inches taller
than I,” he hissed, fangs bared. “Could you break my grip or make
me let go if I chose not to?” The UNCLE agent cried out at the increasing
pressure around his trapped limb. “Of course you couldn’t -no
human could. Regardless of the novels,
no human could kill one of my kind as easily as these *monsters*
have... Nor would they drain and drink their blood.”
Napoleon grimaced. “Illya--”
“What?” The blaze in Illya’s eyes extinguished itself, red giving way to the more familiar, almost human crystalline blue. “Agent Solo...please forgive me-- I am so sorry.”
A sudden, seemingly impossible, brutally cold wind blew through the sealed room, throwing the UNCLE agent against a wall. When Solo recovered his equilibrium, he realized that he was alone, and as he cradled his bruised wrist he understood what he had seen in Kuryakin’s eyes for just a few moments...
...hunger, for what he did not know...
...sorrow, for hurting him...
...and anguish at the acceptance of what Napoleon himself had already deduced.
Whatever the rationale behind the
brutality...one of the killers was a vampire.
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