...And to his delight, realized that the ardent kiss was being returned with
equal ardor...equal passion. He had always been taught that all Russians
were cold to the core, but that was so wrong. His Russian was warm, *very*
warm. Each touch confirmed that. Each kiss fanned the flames that had begun
to burn before this moment. "Illya...Illyusha...perhaps the bed..?"

"Americans..." Illya murmured. "Too soft for your own good." A questing hand
reached its goal. "But not *all* soft. Definitely not soft in all the right
places."

Napoleon groaned, but not in dismay, at the firm touch. This wasn't what
they were supposed to be doing. This wasn't even allowed...but it felt so
right. "Illyusha..." Dark eyes held ice-blue. "Are you sure?"

A beautific smile lit the blond's lips. "Da..."

The keening electronic tone of an UNCLE communicator split the air.

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